Rick Santorum’s Family Values Squad
It is 2013, and Sam Brownback is the 44th President of the United States. Rick Santorum heads up the newly formed Department of Faith-Based Families, designed to enforce proper Christian Values. This is his story…
He’s a Sausage & Hot Dog loving male, To a “T”.
Mr T as head of the Homosexuality Prevention Agency. As unthinkable as Ronnie Reagan becoming US president, or Arn Schwannegger (or was that Johnny Weismuller?) becoming governor of California. Donald Trump is preparing for a presidential run as we speak.
very scary, I hate to see how many politicians for get the separation of church and state!
Wake up you moron.
Ah, yes, those damnable liberals with all of their divorces.
I couldn’t help but notice that Rudy Guiliani, Newt Gingrich, AND John McCain, the three Republican presidential frontrunners, have all been divorced.
But, no, you’re right, it’s the liberal agenda. Divorce was propagated by liberals. Moral relativism did kill Europe. Why just look at all Norway and Sweden and Holland with their damn low teenage pregnancy and low STD rates. What heathens.
Scary? Look at the divorce rate right now. Our family values is gone because of the liberal agenda. Moral Relativism killed Europe and will kill the USA too.
Very scary, but unfortunately, doesn’t seem all that far-fetched when you look at the political trends already developing. Great satire!