Sanger ISD Convocation “Where, Rick Perry” August 15, 2011 Lyrics: Eric There’s bus transportation, school breakfast and lunches, I asked Mr C, he said “That all is fine” He says he’s quite sure that we can do all this As long as it don’t cost this district a dime! (chorus) Where, Rick Perry, are you tonight? Why did you leave us here all alone? You promised us funding for all Texas children, But then you heard “White House” and – psssst – you were gone.. Kent Wonderful teachers, a wonderful school board wonderful parents, I can’t help but think. If everything here is really so awesome, then why do I find so much hair in the sink? (chorus) Where, Rick Perry, are you tonight? Why did you leave us here all alone? You promised us funding for all Texas children, But then you heard “White House” and – psssst – you were gone.. Jackie First there was TABS and then came the TEAMS test Up came the TAKS – before that the TAAS Now EOC – it’s all called the STAAR test Standardized testing’s a pain in the …. (chorus) Where, Rick Perry, are you tonight? Why did you leave us here all alone? You promised us funding for all Texas children, But then you heard “White House” and – psssst – you were gone…