Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain’s Base
Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.
Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.
“I got a tax plan for ya!”
@DonZabu I know, right? Typical moron who claims to be bored and annoyed by Youtube comments and looks down on quote geeks (like myself) but reads them all anyway! Give it up!
If Cressbeckler fought in the Spanish-American War, the most conservative estimates would place his age at around 128 years old. He certainly knows how to stay young, doesn’t he?
@zzman305 Best line ever
“I’m voting for a man I can see drowning a bag of cats”
i’d vote for him
Wow, the Onion is usually pretty good, but this is really bad.
@TheDudeistPriest
1. I don’t.
2. The “I doubt you could do better” needs to die.
@DonZabu I doubt you could do better, asswipe. You probably quote videos and post “thumbs up if you…” comments to pander for vote-ups.
Cressbeckler would be right at home on Fox News, especially Fox & Friends.
Horse congress sounds like a brilliant idea, might actually get something done then…
@MrAdmiralAwesomeness
Not funny…. Not even mildly clever.
@DevNulZor Not funny…. Not even mildly clever.
Cressbeckler for president!
I love how the Onion keeps implying Cressbeckler is 140 years old.
@DevNulZor All liberals are responsible.
When she said I only support a man i can see drowning a bag of cats i painfully had pop go out of nose. Most painfull laugh ive had.
69 people are wrath minded taters.
OMG! They said “WAR for the White House!” Clearly TheOnion is responsible for the shooting of Gabrielle Giffords. How dare they be so irresponsible!
“number of dislikes are something bad related to the video”
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We need more Joad.
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The only thing going to china would be missiles!
This guy should run in 2012 just for the lulz